Funny Quotes

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr

Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.

Thor Heyerdahl

I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.

Melissa Rosenberg

Too much agreement kills a chat.

Eldridge Cleaver

I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.

Rowan Atkinson

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.

Saul Bellow

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

Don Marquis

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