Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film.
Too much agreement kills a chat.
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.